The Clownyard by J. Daniel Janzen: Archive

Culture and Politics

Threats to Humanity All-Time Face-Off Flak Magazine
Meet the Snowman Flak Magazine
R.E.M. in Dublin Flak Magazine
Oprah's Interview with Cormac McCarthy Flak Magazine
Then the War Czar Came to the End Flak Magazine
Celebrity Flak Magazine
Naptown Awake! culturecloud
It Takes a Nation of Millions (of Idiots) to Hold Us Back culturecloud
Thanksgiving The Clownyard
Rummy for Hire Flak Magazine
Lucinda Williams Flak Magazine
Happy Fucking Holidays Flak Magazine
The Judy Miller/Terrell Owens Cheat Sheet Flak Magazine
Harriet Miers's Original Intent Flak Magazine
Second Chance Flak Magazine
Lethal Incompetence Flak Magazine
Air Conditioned Sidewalks Flak Magazine
Aesop in Mesopotamia Flak Magazine
So He'll Go No More a Roving The Clownyard
Flip Flops Flak Magazine
Open Letter to the Indianapolis Colts The Clownyard
Reading Don Quixote Flak Magazine
The Weekly Shredder: The Theology of President Bush Flak Magazine
The Wrong Man's Burden Yankee Pot Roast
The Weekly Shredder: President Bush's Debate Do-Over Flak Magazine
Shoplifting Plastic Sugar Press
Ground Zero Flak Magazine
The Weekly Shredder: MoveOn Fundraising Letter Flak Magazine
Dekes for Truth Flak Magazine
Skeletons in the Closet Flak Magazine
The Weekly Shredder: July 16 Stump Speech by President Bush Flak Magazine
Advice for Phishheads in Withdrawal (From a Deadhead Who's Been There Before) Uber
Recycle Hillbillies for Victory Flak Magazine
The Real Reason Bush Has Been Stonewalling the 9-11 Commission Flak Magazine
Rumsfeld to Europe: I'm Sorry Flak Magazine
The Scorned Dean Supporter The Black Table
People Who Don't Wear Hats When It's Freezing The Black Table
Whitey on Mars Flak Magazine
Thanksgiving in Death Valley Flak Magazine
What We Talk About When We Talk About "Mission Accomplished" Flak Magazine
R.E.M. at 21: Has-Been or Still-Is? Flak Magazine
The General and the Governor Flak Magazine
Taking Responsibility Flak Magazine
Stoner Nation Lost Brain
NFL Sunday Ticket on DirecTV The Black Table
Unilateralism The Black Table
Other People’s Books Flak Magazine
Bobby Dashiell for Governor of California Flak Magazine
Loving Big Brother Flak Magazine
It's All Good vs. It Is What It Is Flak Magazine
Euchre Flak Magazine
Low-Yield Nuke Road Test Flak Magazine
The Wolfowitz Memo Flak Magazine
Assignments Available at the Humiliation Bureau Haypenny
Jerry Springer of Thee We Sing Knot Magazine

Biology, Physics, and Geography

Camping with the Kids Flak Magazine
Getting a Vasectomy Flak Magazine
Jazz and Barfing in Madrid culturecloud
Daunting Parentheticals in Brian Greene's "The Fabric of the Cosmos" Uber
The Scraper Really Small Stories
Disenfranchising Moochers The Black Table
What Color Is Your Sippy Cup? McSweeney's
People Who Throw Lit Cigarettes on the Ground Flak Magazine
No Place Like Home Knot Magazine
Brave New Kids Knot Magazine
Babies on Airplanes Flak Magazine
The Other Seven Dimensions The Clownyard
The Mydoom Worm The Black Table
Working Together: Fathers, Sons, and the Discovery of Faith Knot Magazine
Living Forever Flak Magazine
The Diaper Genie Flak Magazine
Bunions at 36 Flak Magazine
Post-Partum Guidelines for Grandparents-to-Be Knot Magazine
Things You're Not Born Knowing The Clownyard
So Your Daughter Wants a Boob Job Kittenpants
The Relationship that Wasn't There Knot Magazine
Broken Glass in Prospect Park The Black Table
Eight Months Going on Thirteen Knot Magazine
Thoughts in the Dark Flak Magazine
From the Mouths of Babes: Parenting Advice from the Childless Knot Magazine
Parenthood: A Sure-Fire Cure for Young Adult Ennui Knot Magazine
Snow in April Flak Magazine
Thumb Sucking Flak Magazine
Back Hair Flak Magazine

Reviews and Recipes

Dancing in the Street Flak Magazine
Everyday Should Be a Holiday Flak Magazine
REM: Accelerate Flak Magazine
The Host Flak Magazine
Enchanted Flak Magazine
After Dark Flak Magazine
Neil Young Live at Massey Hall 1971 culturecloud
Taco Salad the Bachelor Way culturecloud
The Nicolaska: A Cocktail for Nighthawks culturecloud
Amy's Homemade Old-Fashioned Irish Cream culturecloud
Domino's Brooklyn-Style Pizza Flak Magazine
Reborn in the U.S.A. Flak Magazine
Sandwiches That You Will Like Flak Magazine
REM: Behind the Sun Flak Magazine
Pimp My Ride Flak Magazine
Mrs. Renfro's Flak Magazine
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Flak Magazine
Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People Flak Magazine
The Dandy Warhols: Welcome to the Monkey House Flak Magazine
The Aerobed Flak Magazine
The Believer Flak Magazine
Phones These Days Flak Magazine
The Talking Cure Hyde Park Review of Books
Neon Metropolis Hyde Park Review of Books
Pimp Scissorkick
Wittgenstein's Poker Flak Magazine
Cradle to Cradle Flak Magazine
Shadows and Elephants Hyde Park Review of Books

Made-up Stuff

Assignation at the Tot Lot Yankee Pot Roast
Jake Thanatos The Clownyard
Heartbreak on Monster Island Chapter 4 The Clownyard
The Web The Clownyard
ONCF The Clownyard
The Snowbird of Happiness The Clownyard
Better Living through DNA The Clownyard
Found at the Scene The Clownyard
Five Miles per Hour The Clownyard
Roof Rites The Clownyard
Heartbreak on Monster Island The Clownyard
Yours, Truly. Poor Mojo’s Almanac(k)
Uri Poor Mojo’s Almanac(k)
The Legacy Uber
The Surprise Witness Poor Mojo’s Almanac(k)
How Amy and I Found a Home in New York City The Clownyard
The Clown's Graveyard

The (Copy)Writing Life

In Memoriam

Seize the Day culturecloud
Lyle The Clownyard
Julia Child: 1912-2004 Flak Magazine
The Swan Song of Johnny Cash Flak Magazine

Pictures

Country Living The Clownyard
Holcomb The Clownyard
New York Marathon Flak Magazine
Pale Male Flak Magazine
Nothing Gold Can Stay The Clownyard
Lucinda Calder The Clownyard
Ur-Cat The Clownyard
Hopper Sky The Clownyard
Midtown Stack Flak Magazine
Manhattan Bridge Flak Magazine
Aloft Flak Magazine
Oasis The Clownyard
Seawall Flak Magazine
Tío The Clownyard
Mise en Place Flak Magazine
Still Life Flak Magazine
Dumbo Morning The Clownyard
Bring It On Flak Magazine
Annie Flak Magazine
Miss Anda The Clownyard
Half Dome Flak Magazine
The American Dream Flak Magazine
Lazy J Ranch The Clownyard
Crystal Palace Flak Magazine
San Sebastian The Clownyard
Big Sur The Clownyard
ETA Flak Magazine
3 de Mayo The Clownyard
Rocks Flak Magazine
Rock The Clownyard
Kati Flak Magazine
Miranda The Clownyard
Sadie Flak Magazine
Jamestown Bridge Flak Magazine
Matt The Clownyard
Boo Flak Magazine
Stuck The Clownyard
Blue Water, Blue Sky Flak Magazine
Katrina The Clownyard
Montauk Light Flak Magazine
Amigas Flak Magazine
The Blessing of the Tourists The Clownyard
HoJo Sky The Clownyard
Leaves Flak Magazine
Dog Days Flak Magazine
On the Road The Clownyard
Cell Jesus The Clownyard
Last Light Flak Magazine
Turn to Clear Vision The Clownyard
Engine Flak Magazine
Terra Cotta Flak Magazine
Georgia on My Mind The Clownyard
Lizard Flak Magazine
The Divine Mysteries The Clownyard
Vertigo Flak Magazine
Ocean Beach The Clownyard
Prairie Sun The Clownyard
El Pacificador The Clownyard
Home for the Holidays The Clownyard
Sick Tree Flak Magazine
Louis' The Clownyard
Lex Ave Flak Magazine
Cactus Red The Clownyard
Harmony Motel Flak Magazine
Corn The Clownyard
Brits of the 21st Century Flak Magazine
Pacer Pride The Clownyard
Archie Bunker Flak Magazine
The Instigator The Clownyard
Sol y Sombra en Salamanca Flak Magazine
Onward and Upward The Clownyard
Deliver Us from Evil The Clownyard
Texas Springs Flak Magazine
Science and Industry The Clownyard
Light in Darkness The Clownyard
Cigarillo The Clownyard
The Poorhouse The Clownyard
Summer's End The Clownyard
Bird The Clownyard
Out of Bounds The Clownyard
Sunset in the Slope The Clownyard
Jeeves on the Beach The Clownyard
81403 The Clownyard
The Eagle Storage Company of Brooklyn The Clownyard
70404 The Clownyard
Metaphotography The Clownyard
Castile Fair Oaks The Clownyard
Whatever Happened to That Jason Guy? The Clownyard
Bandon The Clownyard
The Presidio The Clownyard
Metropolitan Museum The Clownyard
The Sporting Life The Clownyard
The Day They Came for Golden Boy The Clownyard