Found at the Scene

Global warming BUT nice sunsets lately

Demeaning job BUT monthly parking spot

Reality TV BUT new Matrix coming soon   Return of the King coming soon

Punk kids on stoop BUT no more boy bands

Seven bucks for cigarettes BUT smoking allowed in bars   at least cigarettes still legal

Fame unlikely BUT no credit card debt   sexually active  regular

Terrorists BUT new bike lane   little leaguers

Police state forming BUT power of the Internet

Spam BUT do-not-call registry

Stop signs enforced in bike lane BUT breakfast sandwiches at Dizzy’s

Bombarded with advertising BUT great view from kitchen   PBS Nabokov

New construction ruining kitchen view BUT weirdo across airshaft moved away

Pledge drive on PBS BUT free concerts in park

Bunion forming BUT lower back a little better

Times keeps arriving late BUT at least   less   there’s still   no